KABLAM!

Jalepenos give everything UMPH!

2009-10-07T02:18:13Z

update of the day:

I have cramps, I hate periods.
HIMYM is a very show, not as funny as The Office though.
Hot dogs for dinner, don't feel like cooking,
I took my clep test today.
Results in 2-3 weeks.
Instead of Ebony and Ivory we're Honey and Cocoa,

Dates changed: Official dates are Nov 12-28
I'm a dork, I downloaded the Ikea Home Planner.
I designed my room.
I got my promotion testing material for next years test.
Hopefully first time's a charm.
Promotion next month, woot! More money.

P.S. Donald, I'm getting married in VA goofball.

Night LJ.

Hey Girl Hey!

2009-10-03T15:28:05Z

More updates:

Some of the people I know are borderline retarded.
I think 8:44am is a good time to kick back a coronaaaaaa.
Furniture costs so much. I really need to invest in a couch.
Its killing me!
Johns' back surgery went well.

He can poop and walk on his own! :D
I have eye boogies.
Today I'm going to the tattoo parlor.
My mom is coming for thanksgiving.
It'll be one big happy family!
Time for a smokey treat!

What up, Vanilla face?

2009-10-02T02:59:26Z

New update to update the last update:

No Vegas for Halloween, I have an exercise. Damn military.
I haven't been clothes shopping since July, crazy right?
Is it weird that I sleep with a butcher knife by my bed?
I live alone, I need some means of defense.
I want to see a Miley Cirus in concert.
And why are the Jonas Bros. so hot?
John will be here from Nov 13-30 (yay)

He has back surgery in a few hours.
I'm getting stationed back in Italy in spring of next year.
People in Utah DO NOT know how to drive, why does it take 5 hours to fucking turn a vehicle?
I registered for my classes today,
4 more and I'll have my degree.
I def need to invest in a couch, anyone wanna fork over 779$ for mine?
I quit quitting smoking. Failure!

P.S. Donald, when are you getting here son!
Come when my apt is completed

Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street! (TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHH)

2009-09-29T00:37:50Z

Things that are semi-new/new: (not like anyone cares)
Live in West Haven, UT.
Finally have my own apt.
Took long enough to turn 21.
It's awesome being 21.
My cars name is Anthony (Anthony Green)
I'm engaged to:

Mr. John K (a.k.a Asian Bunny)
I'm buying a Yorkie.
I miss my friends& VA& John.
My job sucks dick.
I quit smoking.
I have 8 tattoos(I get #9 at the end of this month)
I'm jealous of pretty people.
I was growing my hair out, but I think I'm chopping it off again on Wed.
Maybe Vegas Halloween?
I wish someone would come visit me.
John comes in November.
That's all I can think of, same ol' shit.
School starts October 19.
7 more classes till my degree.

Adios =)

contactsupport @ 2009-09-16T21:18:00

2009-09-17T03:19:08Z

i love my baby.
a few more months and i'll be Mrs. Knighten.

Fo shoooo

contactsupport @ 2009-08-28T18:18:00

2009-08-29T00:20:20Z

I got my own apt finally.
Talk about excitement.
Only took forever, I'm more than pleased to having something other than my car that's my own and to be out of the dorms.
:) Fuck Yeah son.

contactsupport @ 2009-07-16T17:52:00

2009-07-16T23:59:31Z

Let the countdown continue.
Yesterday I saw Harry Potter, that movie sucked. It was nothing but a bunch of horny teens and the ending was so bogus.
I could have just went to the mall for 2 1/2hours and saw horny teens for free.
Also, I almost intentionally ran over this kid on his skateboard last night because he was skating towards my car in the middle of the street so I cussed him and his little possie of douches out.
People I swear.
On funnier news, I witnessed a hit and run today. Not like a serious one, there was an old man in the parking lot and he backed into a parked car. Haha, I thought I was a bad driver.

I'm currently reading Diary by Chuck Palahniuk. Good stuff, it's keeping my attention.

13 more days woot!

contactsupport @ 2009-07-11T21:16:00

2009-07-12T03:17:04Z

Not gonna lie I find it hard to fart and drive at the same time.
Also, Bruno was hilarious.

contactsupport @ 2009-07-10T19:19:00

2009-07-11T01:21:14Z

Well I leave in 18 days. Guess I can go another weekend staying in my room friendless.

contactsupport @ 2009-07-05T17:22:00

2009-07-05T23:33:28Z

24 more days till I'm back in Italy! Wooot!!!
106 more days till I finally own my own apartment! IKEA!
106 more days till I'll finally be making 1400$ every 2 weeks.
1 more month and some change till school.
1 more day till work.

And some undefined amount of days till I get the brakes on my car checked.
Hmm.. I should do that pretty soon.

On another note: supposedly there's not a difference between disc& disk.
I also spent my 4th of July enjoying the comfort of my futon because I am indeed a self proclaimed loser.
That's ok because 24 more days till Italy.
I miss that good ole place, things were so much simpler (word?)
I need to invest in cable/Internet in my room before school. My phone won't cut it.

"and you don't look good in jeans from behind" hahaha

2009-06-28T16:22:30Z

Bird is the word.
I'm not sure which state sucks more than this one.

contactsupport @ 2009-06-19T17:05:00

2009-06-19T23:07:14Z

What up g!

contactsupport @ 2009-06-16T18:36:00

2009-06-17T00:40:47Z

Hmm.. I miss my honey.
44 more days.
Long distance isn't fun.
I'm pretty sure we're getting married.
Haha but that's too much of a scary thought.
Or is it?
Any thoughts?

"and you know where milk comes from..BREASTS!"

2009-06-12T00:32:27Z

It's sad how much my life revolves around Jim and Pam from "The Office".
I need a life, seriously.
47 more days till I see John, excitement can't explain how I feel.

Hey-oh!

2009-06-07T01:04:48Z

Very interesting.
Very very interesting.

contactsupport @ 2009-05-12T22:21:00

2009-05-13T04:26:26Z

I liked Mel's post. Haha who knew that listening to people for once could actually be inspirational. Thank you ma'am.
Side bar: SOUTH PARK!
Main line: School is gonna be fun!
Kitchen: Jessica says ponies are real, it's actually true. Unicorns are not however.
Can't wait till everyone gets here from Aviano, kick ass say what! Whatttt

contactsupport @ 2009-05-11T21:07:00

2009-05-12T03:08:18Z

Haha, what's up vanilla face.

contactsupport @ 2009-05-03T21:57:00

2009-05-04T04:02:41Z

Nip/Tuck is a great show. X-Men: Wolverine was a great movie. Pam came to visit me from Nebraska and so I had a great weekend. I am in a great mood! Pyonn!!!

contactsupport @ 2009-04-28T17:59:00

2009-04-29T00:06:24Z

I miss John so very much. 3 more months to go. He's been over exerting himself with busy work so we can maintain this non relationship, relationship. It's cute and makes me worry at the same time. Whatever happens, happens. But it will happen, damn it. I'm not going to ruin this one.

contactsupport @ 2009-04-25T20:52:00

2009-04-26T03:00:51Z

Visit to Italy in July and Croatia with John. Amazinggg.
I should really learn how to park I just stay in the back of the row so I don't hit anything, people still insist on parking next to me. I wish I had friends here, that's probably why Utah sucks but I hear SLC is awesome. I'm going there next week to schedule my sleeve. Jessica comes to live with me in November that'll be fun.

Shrunken chesticles hahaha, awesome words.

contactsupport @ 2009-04-19T11:11:00

2009-04-19T17:12:14Z

Fuck off

contactsupport @ 2009-04-17T20:48:00

2009-04-18T02:50:17Z

I love when people disappoint me.
Makes me feel better about the time i've wasted.

I should learn how to park

2009-04-11T04:21:07Z

The Big Bang Theory is hilarious.
Psht, yeah!

I miss John so much

2009-04-04T01:44:00Z

Hi. I'm Amber and I now live in motherfucking Utah.
WTF!

contactsupport @ 2009-03-29T10:49:00

2009-03-29T14:49:56Z

shopping in georgetown tuesday?
yuh?
no? okay.
damn it.